"Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to be chocolate cake, or how you would react to not getting your paycheck on time, or how to get out of doing your laundry, or what it would be like to have a pet pig, or what it means to be in love? New Love, Spilt Milk, and Potbellied Pigs explores these questions and many more.The diverse stories, plays, and poems in this book are relatable and easy to read. If you are looking to have fun, laugh out loud, explore you thoughts and emotions, and read about real life, you have picked the right book!" -- from back cover.